Monday, November 01, 2004

Buying the vote

Babble on.

Shameless. Absolutely shameless bribery by James Lileks:

Most amusing moments [from Halloween]: three boys screamed “BUSH IS SCARY VOTE FOR KERRY,” whereupon I took back the bowl of candy. The look on their faces was priceless.

“Aren’t you going to vote for Kerry?” asked one.

“Your choice: I can vote for Kerry and you get one piece, or I vote for Bush and you get two.”

Total pieces dispensed: six

Why, with underhanded vote-buying techniques like that, you'd almost think Lileks was a card-carrying Liberal.

Babble off.


At 2:10 a.m., Blogger Doug said...

But...but... he was buying his own vote! Jesus, the liberals really have taken hold...


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