Buying the vote
Babble on.
Shameless. Absolutely shameless bribery by James Lileks:
Most amusing moments [from Halloween]: three boys screamed “BUSH IS SCARY VOTE FOR KERRY,” whereupon I took back the bowl of candy. The look on their faces was priceless.
“Aren’t you going to vote for Kerry?” asked one.
“Your choice: I can vote for Kerry and you get one piece, or I vote for Bush and you get two.”
Total pieces dispensed: six
Why, with underhanded vote-buying techniques like that, you'd almost think Lileks was a card-carrying Liberal.
Babble off.
1 Comments:
But...but... he was buying his own vote! Jesus, the liberals really have taken hold...
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