Babbling Brooks: Funniest. Line. Ever.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Funniest. Line. Ever.

Babble on.

"Help me, David Miller. What is the correct way to wipe my ass?"

Babble off.

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I'm an Ontario redneck who hopes Alberta will invade and occupy Ontario sometime in the next week or so. I'm a proud Papa Bear to Boo and Mini-Boo. My wife Litlbit is sexy. I'm not very. I'm a small-c conservative. You want to know more, start reading the blog. Oh, I almost forgot. I believe most problems can be solved with weaponry of a high enough calibre. Take me seriously at your own peril.

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