My poor caffeinated keyboard and shirt
I'm amazed my keyboard is still functioning sufficiently to type this, what with being Shift-key deep in coffee snorked out of every single one of my facial orifices after reading the single funniest line written about last night's debate:
"I watched a bit of the debate replay last night. The winner was...not the viewer. A terribly boring affair. The monotony was interrupted only briefly when Martin actually bent over and manually extracted a constitutional amendment from his ass. Riveting stuff, that."
Thanks Occam, you bastard. My dry-cleaning bill will be arriving in your mailbox shortly.