Belated holiday wishes
I have broken the online embargo placed upon me during the Christmas break by my better, smarter, and more fragrant half. Without that restriction, I would have wished all of you a Merry Christmas before the day had come and gone.
Ah, well. At least I can beat the rush by hoping yours is a Happy New Year.
Even vomiting progeny have been unable to dampen my holiday spirit, probably because of my wife's insistence I stay away from politics and focus on more important matters - like roasting domesticated fowl and losing badly at cards.
I hope you have been likewise blessed.