Monday, April 30, 2007

Close your eyes and cover your ears, Rosie!

Babble on.

The Armorer at Castle Argghhh!!! has made a SHOCKING DISCOVERY:

This just in - for only the SECOND TIME IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND, steel has melted even though it wasn't contained in a crucible in a blast furnace.

The first time, as we all know, was when Chimpy McBushitler, in order to have the REICHSTAG FIRE he needed to ADVANCE HIS PLAN to create a STRAW MAN FOREIGN ENEMY to UNITE THE SHEEPLE to advance his agenda to make the United States an illiberal CHRISTO-FASCIST STATE suitable for making war on peaceful Islamists tending their poppy fields in Afghanistan and to avenge the planned attempt on his father's life by Saddam Hussein so he sent in the Ninja Building Burners to bring down the World Trade Center, because, as we all know, it's impossible to melt steel except in a Bessemer Converter! It can't be done with only a PETROLEUM FUELED FIRE! Can't!

Rosie sez so!


(04-29) 18:03 PDT OAKLAND -- Huge leaping flames from an exploding gasoline tanker melted the steel underbelly of a highway overpass in the East Bay's MacArthur Maze early this morning, causing it to collapse onto the roadway below and virtually ensuring major traffic problems for weeks to come.

I wonder just how the JOOOS warned each other to stay off the bridge yesterday morning?

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Saturday, April 28, 2007

I recognize one of them, but who's the guy on the right?

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I had the opportunity to hear General Rick Hillier speak at that fixture of central-Canadian conservatism, The Albany Club, yesterday. What a special afternoon it turned out to be.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Time to pull out the wiffle-bat

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Most of the time, I'm able to ignore James Travers. Of course, most of the time, he stays away from my one real area of interest and modest expertise...

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

With no concern for anyone but himself

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Shorter Bob Fife at CTV yesterday: "To hell with your families. My scoop trumps your emotional health."

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Does the phrase "separate but equal" mean anything to you?

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Leading-edge stupid, brought to you by the Liberal defence critic, Denis Coderre:

Liberal defence critic Denis Coderre is calling on the federal government to build a Canadian Forces base for native soldiers.

A separate unit, on a separate base. Perhaps we should include a separate quarantine area on that base for such monumentally idiotic brain-farts as this one, and set up a permanent residence for Coderre.

How is it even possible to serve as a defence critic without a rudimentary understanding of unit cohesion?

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