Close your eyes and cover your ears, Rosie!
The Armorer at Castle Argghhh!!! has made a SHOCKING DISCOVERY:
This just in - for only the SECOND TIME IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND, steel has melted even though it wasn't contained in a crucible in a blast furnace.
The first time, as we all know, was when Chimpy McBushitler, in order to have the REICHSTAG FIRE he needed to ADVANCE HIS PLAN to create a STRAW MAN FOREIGN ENEMY to UNITE THE SHEEPLE to advance his agenda to make the United States an illiberal CHRISTO-FASCIST STATE suitable for making war on peaceful Islamists tending their poppy fields in Afghanistan and to avenge the planned attempt on his father's life by Saddam Hussein so he sent in the Ninja Building Burners to bring down the World Trade Center, because, as we all know, it's impossible to melt steel except in a Bessemer Converter! It can't be done with only a PETROLEUM FUELED FIRE! Can't!
Rosie sez so!
(04-29) 18:03 PDT OAKLAND -- Huge leaping flames from an exploding gasoline tanker melted the steel underbelly of a highway overpass in the East Bay's MacArthur Maze early this morning, causing it to collapse onto the roadway below and virtually ensuring major traffic problems for weeks to come.
I wonder just how the JOOOS warned each other to stay off the bridge yesterday morning?