My impressive length - yeah, baby!
For the first time in my life, someone has complimented me on my unique physiology and impressive length.
Unfortunately, it was my endodontist, and he was talking about the unique shape of one of my molars, and the startling length of the two nerve canals running through it (22.5mm and 24.5mm respectively).
Ah well. So much for my new stage name.
On a positive note, though, the root canal was no more painful than having a normal filling done. The staff were entirely professional and courteous. I had two appointments, and didn't sit in the waiting room longer than five minutes - cumulatively. These guys were good.
(Now if only they could get a website built)