What to get for the two-bit hack who had it all?

Babble on.

I'm trying to figure out what I should send to Dan Rather as a (hopeful) retirement gift. A towel to wipe the egg off his face, or a salt shaker for the crow he was scarfing back on the evening news last night?

On a small and petty note, none of the reports I watched last night - CBC, CTV, Global, or NBC - made any mention of the key role pajama-warriors played in breaking the story about the story. Figures.

Babble off.